I notice a lot of people don't look so good in this store's lighting. Here is some of the conversations I had in my head.
Surely that man would not have worn that if he knew it looked that way.
It's nice outside, but not THAT warm!
OMGosh... don't make eye contact.
Did I really just read what I think I did on that Tattoo?
Is that a man or a woman?
What in the Sam Hell is that?
Well that makes me want to throw up a bit..
And I was worried because my hair is in ponytail and no make up?