Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Top Ten Reasons to Avoid the Check-out Lines

Reason #10. The cashier doesn't understand how to bag items.

Reason #9. The person in front of you is gabby to the Cashier.

Reason #8. The person in front of you is gabby to you.

Reason #7. The Cashier wants to tell you what is good and what is not that you bought.

Reason #6. The Cashier flips through your magazines, books, and the cards you are trying to purchase.

Reason #5. The Cashier has to touch all your stuff.

Reason #4. The person in front of you smells funny.

Reason #3. The person in front of you has a child that wants to annoy you.

Reason #2. The Cashier is sick and coughing on all your stuff.

And Reason # 1. You are too tired to fight about these things.

Guess where I have been?


Linda said...

LOL, well this sounds like OUR local Walmart, right here in the sticks. :-) But I confess, I'm very guilty of #8 and #9. My daughter says that I'm always chatty, even with strangers, lol. Oh well, at least I always have my debit card swiped and move out quickly, as opposed to those who are still writing out checks by the time everything is bagged. :S
You're funny. Hope you have a good remainder of the week, friend. :)

An English Shepherd said...

Yes probably your local supermarket (Walmart is called ASDA over here!) TESCOS is our biggest one in the UK.

We have a pets one called Petsathome I get to go as well and they give dogs free treats at the checkout ;-)

Wizz :-)

Anonymous said...

The Flamingo Lounge will be open tonight if you'd like to come relax-You know who

janis said...

Ha Ha! I didn't EVEN mention Walmart and everyone KNOWS where I had been! Too Funny!
And MLF, I will try to stop by! I could use some Kool Aid!

lakeviewer said...

On your feet, tired and hungry, wishing you had sent your daughter to do the shopping.