And then this poor guy, left hanging there for the world to see for what seemed like eternity. It was cold too.
I have had some pretty embarrassing moments, but nothing like this.
The closest I can remember is in 1st grade.
A young bully stole my pencil. I tried to retrieve it, but got "caught" by the teacher talking to him. She wouldn't let me tell her what I was doing. Instead she snatched me up, and started shaking me like a rag doll (this was the 60's it was allowed). Anyway, I had dressed myself that morning and mistakenly put on my big sister's underwear instead of mine. Within seconds she had shook the panties down to my ankles with the classroom roaring in laughter.
I thought I would die.
See, not even close.